Dean Winchester Quotes

Dean Winchester (to Rowena): What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? Sorry, did I say nice girl, I meant evil sk*nk.

Dean Winchester: When in doubt, eat.

Dean Winchester (to Sam): So even ghosts are online? … Oh yeah, sure Sammy, we’ll just kill the Internet. Wait, can we?

Dean Winchester (to Sam): This is unreal. Look at this, I got Italian, I got Chinese, server yourself fro-yo. College is better than Vegas.

Dean Winchester (to Sam): There was a Taylor Swift song on the bus that I hopped to the motel and I liked it, Sam. I liked it a lot.

Dean Winchester (to Castiel): Some chick bolting on you is not an emergency. That’s every Friday night for Sam.

Dean Winchester: I have this code: No cash for ass.

Dean Winchester (to Sam): Real men don’t drink out of cups this small.

Dean Winchester: If there was singing, and that’s a big if, if there was singing, it would be classic rock. Not this Andrew Floyd Webber crap!

Dean Winchester (to Lester): You’ve just got that pervy, ‘I’d do anything to nail my secretary’ look.

Dean Winchester: Let’s not argue about good sex.