Dean Winchester Quotes

Dean Winchester: When people can't lie, the Internet gets real quiet. Yeah, guess your life isn't so perfect after all, EightPackMommy.

Sam Winchester: What?

Dean Winchester: Yeah, she's got this blog. Yeah, you know what? Your kids aren't that cute. And that gluten-free popover looks like crap because there's no gluten in it. You know what I mean? I'll stop talking.

Dean Winchester: Tell me who your favorite singer is.

Sam Winchester: What?

Dean Winchester: You... Look, I know you say it's Elvis, but we both know that's crap, so tell me who your favorite singer is.

Sam Winchester: Well, it's like you said. It's Celine Dion. Uh... I mean Celine Dion. It's Celi... Dean, every time I try and say "Elvis," it comes out...

Dean Winchester: The sad, horrible truth.

Dean Winchester: Nerds.

Sam Winchester: Takes one to know one.

Dean Winchester: What?

Sam Winchester: You. Come on, man. You're always calling me a geek, but you know every word to every Led Zeppelin song... backwards and forwards... you can discuss in detail every major rock drummer between '67 and '84, and... you watch "Jeopardy!" every night.

Dean Winchester: We know it wasn't easy for some of you to get here, and we thank you. We... We gave her a Hunter's send-off a few days ago. But we know that her family went beyond just us. Some of you Hunted alongside her. Some of you fought Michael with her in the other world. You know, we lost our mom once before. But we got a second chance with her. And we got to know her not just as "Mom," but... as someone who was tough and strong. Stubborn as Hell. Someone who had opinions and wasn't shy to use them. She could handle a machete. She could handle a vampire. She could handle our old man. She couldn't cook worth a damn. Mom, you weren't here long enough. But we're... we're so glad for the time that we had. Goodbye, Mom.

Sam Winchester: Bye, Mom.

Everyone: To Mary.

Mason Romero: Look, if those monsters are out there, why don't you tell people? Give them... well, us... A chance to fight back?

Dean Winchester: Because telling people about this stuff... They don't always believe. Your people tried to warn you about this whistling freak. Nobody bought it. Not even you.

Mason Romero: So? Just record them, put it on YouTube.

Dean Winchester: Knowing about monsters and fighting 'em are two different things.

Mason Romero: So you make that choice for everybody? Imagine telling them. Imagine the lives you could save.

Sam Winchester: No. No. It doesn't work like that. People die. Even when they know how to fight, people still die.

Sam Winchester: Kohonta.

Dean Winchester: Gesundheit.

Sam Winchester: No, not... Kohonta. It's a... It's a local Native American legend.

(Sam is pulling out body out of freezer in the morgue - hand moves with the motion and touches Dean)

Dean Winchester: Whoa! Mo...

Sam Winchester: Seriously? How long you been doing this?

Dean Winchester: Well, got catlike reflexes, okay? What can I say?

Dean Winchester: What you looking at? P*rn? Sex tapes? Nip slips?

Sam Winchester: The Internet is more than just naked people. You do know that, right?

Dean Winchester: Not my Internet.