Mason Romero: Look, if those monsters are out there, why don't you tell people? Give them... well, us... A chance to fight back?
Dean Winchester: Because telling people about this stuff... They don't always believe. Your people tried to warn you about this whistling freak. Nobody bought it. Not even you.
Mason Romero: So? Just record them, put it on YouTube.
Dean Winchester: Knowing about monsters and fighting 'em are two different things.
Mason Romero: So you make that choice for everybody? Imagine telling them. Imagine the lives you could save.
Sam Winchester: No. No. It doesn't work like that. People die. Even when they know how to fight, people still die.
Dean Winchester: Hey! How was Arkansas?
Sam Winchester: Arkansas was, uh... It was... weird.
Dean Winchester: Heard you wore a cardigan.
Castiel: Yeah, I told him about the cardigan.
Sam Winchester: Great. Thanks.
Dean Winchester: And the wife. He said you were, uh, really happy.
Sam Winchester: Thanks. Yeah.
Dean Winchester: So, what's the verdict? Does he have a soul?
Donatello Redfield: I suppose the first question we must ask ourselves is, what is a soul?
Dean Winchester: Donny.
Donatello Redfield: What? I'm sorry. Um, I'd keep an eye on him, but I think if he seems okay, he probably is.
Dean Winchester: So he's not like you?
Donatello Redfield: Oh, no. I'm a Prophet of the Lord, but he... Jack's probably the most powerful being in the universe. I mean, really, who knows what's going on inside his head?
Sam Winchester: Maggie says decapitation is the only way to kill these things.
Dean Winchester: But if we cut off their head, then is more creatures gonna crawl out?
Jack Kline: Wait. Other creatures?
Sam Winchester: H-He's talking about "Clash of the Titans" again.
Dean Winchester: We don't know...
Sam Winchester: Okay, so, we've made some progress.
Dean Winchester: This is like an A.V. Club presentation.
Jack Kline: What's an A.V. Club?
Castiel: It's a special group for people who do not play sports.
Dean Winchester: Yeah, him. (points at Cas) He's A.V. Club.
Rowena: Excuse me, boys, but this is a bit more pressing than your hilarious banter.