Mr. Miyagi: You karate training.
Daniel LaRusso: I'm what? I'm being your godd*mn slave, is what I'm being, man. We made a deal here.
Mr. Miyagi: So?
Daniel LaRusso: So? So you're supposed to teach and I'm supposed to learn, remember? For four days I've been busting my a$$ and haven't learned a godd*mn thing!
Mr. Miyagi: Ah, you learned plenty.
Daniel LaRusso: I learned plenty. I learned how to sand your decks, maybe, how to wax your car, paint your house, paint your fence. I learned plenty. Right!
Mr. Miyagi: Ah, not everything is as seem.
Daniel LaRusso: Oh, bullsh*t! I'm going home, man.
Mr. Miyagi: Daniel-San. Daniel-San!
Daniel LaRusso: What?
Mr. Miyagi: Come here. Show me sand the floor... Now show me wax on, wax off... Show me paint the fence... Show me paint the house...
(Daniel's karate training begins...)
Mr. Miyagi: Man who catch fly with chopstick, accomplish anything.
Daniel LaRusso: You ever catch one?
Mr. Miyagi: Not yet.
Daniel LaRusso: Can I try?
Mr. Miyagi: If wish.
Daniel LaRusso: Hey, hey, hey, Mr. miyagi, look! Look!
Mr. Miyagi: Hmm. You beginner luck.
Daniel LaRusso: Hey, I guess that means I can accomplish anything, huh, Mr. miyagi?
Mr. Miyagi: Right.
Daniel LaRusso: No sweat.
Mr. Miyagi: But first you accomplish paint fence.
Mr. Miyagi: You know how drive?
Daniel LaRusso: Yeah, yeah, I do, really. (Mr. Miyagi hands him the car key) No, no, no, I'm not... I'm not very good at it, Mr. Miyagi.
Mr. Miyagi: Me, neither.
Daniel LaRusso: Well, I really don't have a license.
Mr. Miyagi: Me, neither.
Daniel LaRusso: All right. I guess it's okay, then.
Daniel LaRusso: Oh, great. That solves everything for me. I'll just go to the school and straighten it out with the teacher. No problem.
Mr. Miyagi: Now use head for something other than target.
Daniel LaRusso: I was only kidding about that.
Mr. Miyagi: Why kidding?
Daniel LaRusso: Because I'll get killed if I show up there.
Mr. Miyagi: Get killed anyway.
(After Mr. Miyagi saves Daniel from the Cobra Kais, Daniel wakes up in his apartment...)
Daniel LaRusso: Hey, where did spiderman go?
Mr. Miyagi: Who?
Daniel LaRusso: That guy. That guy who bailed me out. Where did he go? (Mr. Miyagi smiles) What, you? (Mr. Miyagi nods) No way.
Mr. Miyagi: Why no way?
Daniel LaRusso: Because, because...
Mr. Miyagi: Because, because old man?
Daniel LaRusso: I don't have a costume, anyway.
Mr. Miyagi: If have costume, you go?
Daniel LaRusso: Yeah, maybe if I went as the invisible man.
Mr. Miyagi: "Invisible man"?
Daniel LaRusso: Yeah, you know, so no one would see me.
Mr. Miyagi: Oh...
(At the dance, Daniel comes in hidden in shower courtain, he's "invisible"...)
Ali Mills: Hey, there's Daniel.
Ali's friend #1: Where?
Ali Mills: The shower.
Ali's friend #2: How do you know?
Ali Mills: I just know.
Mr. Miyagi: Close eye. Trust. Concentrate. Think only tree. Make a perfect picture down to last pine needle. Wipe your mind clean everything but tree. Nothing exists whole world. Only tree. You got it? (Daniel nods) Open eye. Remember picture?
Daniel LaRusso: Yeah.
Mr. Miyagi: Make like picture. Just trust picture.
Daniel LaRusso: But how do I know if my picture's the right one?
Mr. Miyagi: If come from inside you, always right one.