Crowley Quotes

Crowley (about a bar): One little apocalypse and they shut up shop. Quitters.

Crowley (to Lucifer): I don’t hold grudges. Besides, that dog collar was a lovely touch, really made my eyes pop. Almost wore it here today.

Crowley (to Dean): You and Sam don’t understand, I’m not your bloody sidekick! We’ve had some good times, so I’m gonna give you one chance. Just one to walk out that door, or I’m gonna take you apart, atom by atom.

Crowley (to Dean): The child likes you. No surprise, really. You’re very maternal.

Demon Minion: The Darkness has been released.

Crowley: The Darkness? Please. Myth. It’s a bedtime story, something daddy demons threaten toddler demons with to get them to eat their vegetables. Even if it was true, what’s the concern? Darkness, King of Hell — natural allies.

Demon Minion: It’s just you barely escaped assassination, you’re arguably on the run from the most powerful witch on earth, not to mention an angel of Heaven, and uh…

Crowley: And uh?

Demon Minion: You didn’t call for help until after the orgy?

Crowley (to Rowena): All my life I wondered what I’d done to deserve a mother who refused to show love. I pained over it. I built my bloody kingdom on top of it. And then one day epiphany struck, my mother was incapable of loving anything. And then you showed in my dungeon, we communed and I began to realize you weren’t incapable of love, you were incapable of loving me.

Crowley (about Rowena): A long, long time ago, there once lived an evil b*tch – sorry, witch – who was forced to flee her home and her only son because she was, well, horrible.

Crowley (to Sam): I could kill you. Snap my fingers, easiest thing in the world. From here on, I want you to know that the only reason you’re alive is because I allowed it.