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Chuck Shurley Quotes

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Chuck: Nature? Divine. Human nature – toxic.

Metatron: They do like blowing stuff up.

Chuck: And the worst part – they do it in my name. And then they come crying to me, asking me to forgive, to fix things. Never taking any responsibility.

Metatron: Why?

Chuck: Can you be more specific? I kind of get that question a lot about pretty much everything.

Chuck (to Metatron): You know what humanity’s greatest creation has been? Music. That and nacho cheese. Even I couldn’t have dreamt up that deliciousness.

Chuck (to Metatron): I started a blog. Mostly just pictures of cats. Oh. They’re so cute.

Metatron: This is some kind of punishment, isn’t it? For my sins. A limbo where I get to spend eternity in a crappy bar with a hack writer. I have trudged through your complete oeuvre published and unpublished. Of the metric ton of books I’ve read in my lifetime, “Supernatural” didn’t even crack the top 10… thousand. And then you put yourself in the story? God!

Chuck: Okay, that’s fair. Mildly constructive. Still, it doesn’t justify you burning one of my books, though.

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