Castiel Quotes

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(In Sam's dream...)

Castiel: Dean, you can't possibly eat another. That's your seventh piece.

Dean Winchester: No, it's not.

Jack: Castiel's right. I counted.

Dean Winchester: Okay, first, don't be a narc. And secondly, seven pieces is perfectly normal.

Sam Winchester: Uh, it's really not.

Dean Winchester: It's not even a whole pie.

Jack: Was he always like this?

Mary Winchester: Even as a baby. John and me, we used to call him our little piglet.

Dean Winchester: All right, I'm done.

Mary Winchester: With love.

(Sam and Mary leave the room and Dean signals Cas to send another box of pizza across the table to him)

Naomi: Every angel is like a walking, talking battery. (Lights flicker) And that is what happens when we run out of power.

Castiel: I don't understand.

Naomi: Well, then, let me make it divinely simple for you. There are a grand total of nine angels in Heaven, present company included. And one or two on Earth, and... that's all. We are the last men and women and divine waves of light still standing, as it were.

Sam Winchester: Rowena, are you at a... party or something?

Rowena: I am, but I'm surprised you recognize the sounds of a party, seeing as how you're all work and no play.

Dean Winchester: Look, we didn't call to talk, we... The world is in danger, Rowena.

Rowena: And I'm currently surrounded by art that makes me think the world should be in danger. Best of luck to you, boys, my three little musketeers. Mwah.

Dean Winchester: Damn it.

Castiel: You know, she's right. You never go to parties.

Sam Winchester: Welcome to the team.

Gabriel: Uh...yeah. Not so much. I mean, thank you for the rescue and for the redemption arc. But, uh, I'm not really a team guy, so...I'm gonna bounce, okay? Um, but, you know, it's been, um... What's the opposite of fun? That.

Sam Winchester: No, Gabriel, don't... you... you can't just walk away. If Michael comes here, he will end this world.

Gabriel: And the last time the world was ending, I put my money on you. I think you can pull it off again.

Castiel: No. You cannot turn your back on your father's creation.

Gabriel: Castiel... my father turned his back on his creation. Guess it just runs in the family.

Castiel (reading Gabriel's story): Per usual, my brother had double my brawn and half my brains. He assumed the counterfeit me was what vanished that night, and he thought that he'd stabbed the real thing. The truth is, the thing Luci skewered was a fake. There are plenty of fakes to go around. Everyone believed Gabriel was gone. And suddenly, I was free. No obligation to God or Heaven, or mankind. And so I did what anyone would do. I moved to Monte Carlo and shacked up with p*rn stars.

Dean Winchester: That was the coolest thing that's ever happened to me. And that includes the Cartwright twins.

Castiel: What did you do with the Cartwright twins?

Dean Winchester: Oh. (laughs) I'll be right back.

Sam Winchester: I don't think I wanna know.

Castiel: I'm back from Syria with fruit from the Tree of Life. The tree was guarded by a pack of djinn. I killed most of them, bargained with the rest. Think I'm... technically married to their queen now.

Castiel: I told you, war is coming. War. And I did what soldiers do. Now we needed the spell to open the rift, and I got it. We need four major ingredients... the grace of an archangel... a fruit from the Tree of Life... the Seal of Solomon... and the blood of “a most holy man.” We find those things, we can bring everybody home. And together, we can beat Lucifer and Michael. This is the only way we win, and this is the only way we survive. It's like you said, Dean. Whatever it takes.

(Dean is laughing)

Castiel: This is serious.

Dean Winchester: Yeah, no, no, I-I-I know. But... They're wearing... they're wearing loincloths.

Castiel: Dean.

Dean Winchester: Ask 'em where they got their loincloths.

Castiel: Dean.

Dean Winchester: It's like a flurry diaper.

Dean Winchester: Well, Enochian's kind of tough. Maybe you got a word wrong.

Castiel: I don't get “words wrong.”

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