Richard Webber: I need a newspaper.
(Interns offer him their phones with news open on them)
Richard Webber: A damn newspaper!
(Kepner gets him real newspaper)
Richard Webber: Okay. It's a little pinkish. (urine bag) But the real test is... if you can read the paper through it, there's not a clinically significant amount of blood in the belly, okay?
April Kepner: That is... really cool.
Richard Webber: That's how we did it... in the Stone Age.