(In a museum...)
Henry: I always thought of the whole thing as the most unforgivable thing about me, but you act like it's one of the best.
Alex: Oh, yeah. The top list of reasons to love you goes brain, then dick, then imminent status as a revolutionary gay icon.
Henry: You are quite literally Queen Victoria's worst nightmare.
Alex: And that's why you love me.
Henry: My God, you're right. All this time, I was just after the bloke who'd most infuriate my homophobic forebears.
Alex: Ah, and we can't forget they were also racist.
Henry: Certainly not. Next time we shall visit some of the George III pieces and see if they burst into flame.