100+ Best 'Alex Claremont-Diaz' Quotes from Red, White & Royal Blue

Alex: My NDA is bigger than yours. I want you to know that.

Henry: You're wearing lifts. I know that, too, sweetheart.

Shaan: You must stand to the right of His Royal Highness.

Alex: Is that protocol or just his good side?

Henry: Both.

Alex: What exactly is an equerry? Do you, uh, handle the horses or...?

Shaan: I am His Royal Highness's personal attendant.

Alex: So you're the butler?

Shaan: I'm not the butler. I'm the equerry.

Alex: And back we go to my original question. What is an equerry?

Shaan: Me.

Zahra: There is no getting out of this.

Alex: Oh, yeah? What if I set myself on fire?

Zahra: We'd ship the ashes to Heathrow.

Alex: Can I just point out that the royal family are purely figurehead? They serve no elective role whatsoever.

Zahra: Oh, unlike you, whose role is clearly spelled out in Article Nothing of the U.S. Constitution!

Zahra: This is a fact sheet on Prince Henry. Memorize it.

Alex: He's not six-foot-two. And does he get a fact sheet on me?

Zahra: Yes. And I can assure you that making it was one of the most depressing moments of my career. And I once saw Mitch McConnell eating a banana.

Alex: Henry shoved me.

Ellen: An urge I currently share with the prince.

Ellen: Darling, you've done some pretty stupid things in your day, but this...

Alex: Takes the cake?

Ellen: Oh, you hear that, Zahra? He's opening with a joke.

Zahra: Maybe he can host the Correspondents' Dinner next year.

Quote from the movie Red, White & Royal Blue | (Alex and Henry are lying on the floor covered in cake...) Alex (to Henry): Do you think anyone noticed?

Henry: Great to see you.

Alex: You, too, Your Majesty.

Henry: Actually, it's "Your Royal Highness." "Your Majesty" is reserved for the king.

Alex: Oh, thank you for the etiquette lesson.

Henry: You are desperately in need of one.

Alex: Did your parents send you to snobbery school or does looking down on people just come naturally to you?

Henry: Well, in your case, I would say it's rather inevitable.

Alex: We are the same height!

Henry: If you say so, Alex.

(Henry talks to Bea, Alex talks to Nora...)

Henry: He's very... animated.

Alex: He's the world's rudest person.

Henry: He's the world's most irritating person.

Alex: Also, I swear that he is not six-two.

Nora: You're not gonna want to hear this, but that Prince Henry is so yummy.

Alex: Nora, no. He's such a snob.

Nora: I don't know, man. If I was gonna go for a rich white boy, that is the rich white boy I'd go for.

Alex: Hey. We won.

Henry: Yeah. We won.

Nora: Alex, this is genius. Okay—listen. You go to law school, I go to grad school, June becomes a speechwriter-slash-author Rebecca Traister–Roxane Gay voice of a generation, I become the data scientist who saves the world, and you—

Alex: —become a badass civil rights attorney with an illustrious Captain America-esque career of curb-stomping discriminatory laws and fighting for the disenfranchised—

Nora: —and you and Henry become the world's favorite geopolitical power couple—

Alex: —and by the time I'm Rafael Luna's age—

Nora: —people are going to be begging you to run for Senate. Yeah. So, like, a lot slower than planned. But.

Alex: Yeah. It sounds good.

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