My wife and I divided up the important talks we’ll have with our daughters. She’ll handle puberty, sex, and college. I’ll handle zombies.– James Breakwell Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Wife: You’re still out of breath?Me: I ran hard.Wife: That was yesterday.Me: Just a few more minutes.– James Breakwell Full Quote & More Info | | 0
My 2-year-old is walking around calling her lightsaber a “life saver.” We have a dangerous misunderstanding on our hands.– James Breakwell Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Me: Did you have a good day at school?6-year-old: That’s not how school works.– James Breakwell Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Me: Scientists found what makes hair turn gray and fall out.Wife: They discovered children?– James Breakwell Full Quote & More Info | | 0
Me: Who ate my brownie?2-year-old: A penguin.Me: Are you the penguin?2: *waddles away*– James Breakwell Full Quote & More Info | | 0
