40+ Best 'Rachel Green' Quotes from Friends (TV Series)

Quote from Friends 2x23 | Rachel Green: Hey, sailor. Ross Geller: Is this what you had in mind? Rachel Green: Ha, ha. I'll say. (Ross picks up Rachel to carry her) Ross Geller: I'm shipping out tomorrow. Rachel Green: Well, then, uh... we better make this night count. Oh, wait, I forgot to turn off the cappuccino machine. Anchors aweigh. Oh, wait. My purse, my purse, my purse. Oh, you know what? I forgot to turn off the bathroom light. Ross Geller: All right, why don't I just meet you upstairs? (drops her) Rachel Green: Honey!

Rachel Green: Oh, thank you for my beautiful earrings. They're perfect.

Ross Geller: Aw.

Rachel Green: I love you.

Ross Geller: Oh. Now, you can exchange them if you want, okay?

Rachel Green: Hmm. Now I love you even more.

Monica Geller: I split my money and I bought some shares of CHP and ZXY.

Joey Tribbiani: How come those?

Monica Geller: Well, CHP because I used to have a crush on Erik Estrada. And ZXY because I think it sounds "zexy."

Rachel Green: Ahem, what happened to MEG?

Monica Geller: MEG was good for me, but I dumped her. My motto is, "Get out before they go down."

Joey Tribbiani: That is so not my motto.

Ross Geller (to Ben): Can you say "dada"?

Rachel Green: Aw.

Ross Geller: I'm telling your mommies you said it anyway, so you might as well.

Rachel Green: No luck, huh?

Ross Geller: No. A while ago, I got a "seh" out of him... which I thought might turn into "seh-condary caregiver," but...

Monica Geller (about Chandler): I can't believe he has a new roommate. Who is this guy?

Ross Geller: Uh, Eddie something. He just met him.

Rachel Green: It'll never last. He's just a rebound roommate.

Phoebe Buffay: That's my tattoo.

Rachel Green: That is not a tattoo. That is a nothing.

Phoebe Buffay: For your information, this is exactly what I wanted. This is a tattoo of the Earth as seen from a great, great distance. It's the way my mother sees me from heaven.

Rachel Green: Oh, what a load of crap! That is a dot! Your mother's in heaven going, "Where the hell's my lily, you wuss!" That is not a tattoo! (Ross enters the room) This is a tattoo!

Ross Geller: You got a tattoo?

Rachel Green: Maybe. But just a little one. Phoebe got the whole world!

Rachel Green: I'm good. I won't laugh anymore. Put your hands back there.

Ross Geller: No, see, now I can't, because, uh... I'm feeling too self-conscious.

Rachel Green: Just one cheek.

Ross Geller: No. Ha. The moment's gone.

Rachel Green: Just put your hands out and I'll back up into it.

Ross Geller: That's romantic.

Ross Geller: Anyone hear from Phoebe yet?

Rachel Green: No, nothing.

Monica Geller: I hope she's okay.

Joey Tribbiani: Yeah, I know exactly what she's going through.

Monica Geller: How do you know what she's going through?

Joey Tribbiani: She told us.

Quote from Friends 2x08 | (In the girls' aparment...) Phoebe Buffay: Let's hear about the kiss. Was it like a soft brush against your lips... or was it like a, you know, "I gotta have you now" kind of thing? Rachel Green: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then... Oh, God. And then we just sort of sunk into it. Phoebe Buffay: Oh... So, okay, was he holding you? Or were his hands on your back? Rachel Green: No, actually, ahem, first they started out on my waist... and then they slid up and then they were in my hair. Monica Geller: Oh. Phoebe Buffay: Oh. (In the boys' apartment...) Ross Geller: And, uh... And then I kissed her. Joey Tribbiani: Tongue? Ross Geller: Yeah. Joey Tribbiani: Cool.

Quote from Friends 2x07 | Ross Geller: I'm with somebody else. I'm happy. This ship has sailed! Rachel Green: You're just gonna put away feelings or whatever it was you felt for me? Ross Geller: I've been doing it since ninth grade. I've gotten pretty damn good at it. Rachel Green: All right, fine. You go ahead and do that, Ross. I don't need your stupid ship! Ross Geller: Good. (Ross leaves...) Rachel Green: Good! And you know what? Now I got closure! (Rachel locks the door behind him, Rachel is upset, Ross returns and Rachel is trying to unlock the door, but can't...) Ross Geller: Try the bottom one. (She finally unlocks the door and they kiss)

(Ross is kissing Julie outside of the Central Perk...)

Chandler Bing: You're okay about all this?

Rachel Green: Oh, yeah, come on! I'm moving on. He can press her up against that window as much as he wants. For all I care, he can throw her through the damn thing.

Quote from Friends 2x04 | Chandler Bing: This has been great, but I'm officially wiped. Joey Tribbiani: Me too. We should get going. Rachel Green: No. No. I mean... No. Come on, you guys. Come on, look, it's only 11:30. Let's just talk. We never just hang out and talk anymore. Monica Geller: Rachel, that's all we do.

Phoebe Buffay: You have a third nipple?

Ross Geller: Whip it out. Whip it out.

Phoebe Buffay: Yeah, yeah.

Chandler Bing: No, come on. There's nothing to see. It's just a tiny bump. It's totally useless.

Rachel Green: Oh, as opposed to your other multifunctional nipples?

Quote from Friends 2x02 | Rachel Green: You were with Julie? Monica Geller: Mm. Look. When it started, I was just trying to be nice to her... because she was my brother's girlfriend. And then one thing led to another... and before I knew it, we were... shopping. Rachel Green: Aah. Oh, my God. Monica Geller: Wait, we only did it once. It didn't mean anything to me. Rachel Green: Yeah, right. Sure. Monica Geller: Really! Rachel, I was thinking of you the whole time. Look, I'm sorry, all right? I never meant for you to find out. Rachel Green: Oh, please! Please! You wanted to get caught!

(Ross's gift for Rachel is expensive antique pin)

Phoebe Buffay: It's so pretty! This must've cost him a fortune.

Monica Geller: I can't believe he did this.

Chandler Bing: Remember back in college when he fell in love with Carol... and bought her that riddiculously expensive crystal duck?

Rachel Green: What did you just say?

Chandler Bing: Crystal duck.

Rachel Green: No, no, no. The "love" part? Oh, my God!

Chandler Bing: Oh, no, no, no.

Joey Tribbiani: That's good. Just keep rubbing your head. That'll turn back time.

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