Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz Quotes

Rajesh Koothrappali: If you like fixing people, I could use some help.

Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: Raj. Why do you think you stopped wearing Crocs and socks?

Rajesh Koothrappali: Uh, well, one day I just woke up and realized they looked silly.

Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: Yes, you did. All on your own. (whispers to Howard): That's how good I am.

Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: I can't believe Penny doesn't want to head up my sales team.

Rajesh Koothrappali: That's too bad. But it's her decision, not yours.

Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: Do you hear how dumb you sound?

Rajesh Koothrappali: Why does this matter to you so much?

Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: Because I believe in her, and I make people better. It's what I do.

Rajesh Koothrappali: Against their will?

Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: It's no fun if they want to. That's just called watching. Look at Howard. He was a disaster when I met him. Now he's a foxy astronaut with a hot wife.

Rajesh Koothrappali: Wait, he always wanted to be an astronaut.

Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: He thinks that, too. That's how good I am.

Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: Like my mom used to say when I was doing pageants, "Tears only make your eyes sparkle brighter."

Rajesh Koothrappali: That is both sad and true. Half my Instagram is after a good cry.

Rajesh Koothrappali: You don't know what this little boy's gonna be like. Maybe he'll be rough and tumble, or maybe he'll be sweet and sensitive, or maybe he'll be all those things, like me.

Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: You're rough and tumble?

Rajesh Koothrappali: You bet I am, b*tch. But I'm also sensitive and regret saying that.