Enjoy the best quotes / moments from Young Sheldon’s episode ‘Pilot’.
‘Pilot’ is the 1st episode of season 1. (s01e01)

 

In case you don’t remember what was this episode about or you’re not sure you’ve seen it, here is summary.

Plot summary

9-year-old Sheldon Cooper is a once-in-a-generation mind capable of advanced mathematics and science but learns that isn’t always helpful growing up in East Texas, a land where church and football are king. (Wikia)

Top 10 Young Sheldon Quotes from 1×01

Quote from Young Sheldon 1x01 -  Mary Cooper: You understand that some people are gonna be intimidated by you 'cause of how smart you are? Sheldon Cooper: Or maybe they'll recognize my intellect and make me their leader. Mary Cooper (mumbling to herself): Lord, look after my son. Don't let him get stuffed in a gym bag.

Sorted chronologically as quotes appear in the episode.

  1. Sheldon Cooper (narrative): I’ve always loved trains. In fact, if my career in theoretical physics hadn’t worked out, my backup plan was to become a professional ticket taker. Or hobo. 
  2. Sheldon Cooper (narrative): I felt like Neil Armstrong on the moon, alone and happy. 
  3. Missy Cooper: You’re gonna get your ass kicked in high school.
    Sheldon Cooper: I’m not going to be assaulted. High school is a haven for higher learning.
    George Cooper Sr.: Oh, dear God. 
  4. Sheldon Cooper: I’ll go with you, Mom.
    Missy Cooper: Why are you going? You don’t believe in God.
    Sheldon Cooper: No, but I believe in Mom. 
  5. Mary Cooper: You understand that some people are gonna be intimidated by you ’cause of how smart you are?
    Sheldon Cooper: Or maybe they’ll recognize my intellect and make me their leader.
    Mary Cooper (mumbling to herself): Lord, look after my son. Don’t let him get stuffed in a gym bag. 
  6. Mary Cooper: How about we lose the bowtie?
    Sheldon Cooper: Why?
    Mary Cooper: Look around, honey. None of the other kids are wearing one.
    Sheldon Cooper: Well, perhaps I’ll start a fad. 
  7. Music teacher: You have perfect pitch.
    Sheldon Cooper: Okay.
    Music teacher: Sweetheart, you should really pursue music.
    Sheldon Cooper: No, thank you. Musicians take drugs. 
  8. Quote from Young Sheldon 1x01 -  Missy Cooper: Why can't we watch DuckTales? Sheldon Cooper: 'Cause we don't learn anything watching DuckTales. Missy Cooper: It's TV, we aren't supposed to learn.
    Missy Cooper:
    Why can’t we watch DuckTales?
    Sheldon Cooper: ‘Cause we don’t learn anything watching DuckTales.
    Missy Cooper: It’s TV, we aren’t supposed to learn. 
  9. Sheldon Cooper: You told on them?
    George Cooper Sr.: Yeah. You know what happened?
    Sheldon Cooper: Justice descended upon the rule breakers?
    George Cooper Sr.: I got fired, Sheldon. And I got a bad reputation.
    Sheldon Cooper: Oh. That’s why you drink so much beer. 
  10. Sheldon Cooper: Dad. Are you sad that you got fired?
    George Cooper Sr.: Mostly angry. But yeah. Maybe a little sad.

 

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