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Tony Padilla: What the hell?

Clay Jensen: Making my own justice.


Hannah Baker: You made me paranoid, Tyler. So now... I'm giving that to you. Maybe I'll never know why you did what you did. But I can make you understand how it felt to be me. That's why I'm outside your window, Tyler. And after people hear this, I bet I won't be the only one. Knock knock, Tyler.


Hannah Baker (from the tape): Like I said, we're a society of stalkers. We're all guilty. We all look. We all think things we're ashamed of. The only difference is, Tyler... you got caught.


Courtney Crimsen (about her parents): That was the first time I've ever lied to either of them.

Hannah Baker: Welcome to the dark side. Muhahaha.


Matt Jensen: I prefer to leave my lectures in the lecture hall, but, you know... there's actually an important lesson to be learned from a hangover.

Clay Jensen: Don't drink?

Matt Jensen: Sure, but... you'll drink. It happens. The overarching lesson is that actions have consequences. Judging from the way you look, you've probably suffered enough for today.

Clay Jensen: What is that?

Matt Jensen: Hot sauce, horseradish, kale, a raw egg, and, uh, about six other things designed to cure a hangover.


Clay Jensen: Vampires, aliens, even werewolves, I get it. I get the motivation, I get the metaphors, right? But, like, zombies? They're just... They're just stupid.

Hannah Baker: So you hate zombies? You're a zombie racist.

Clay Jensen: Just, like, I don't understand 'em. What's their story? They don't want to take over the world, kill their masters, anything interesting. They're not good or evil. They're just hungry... for brains. I mean, like, brains.


Marcus Cole: Nothing anyone did to her was any different than what happens to every girl at every high school. She just wanted attention. And leaving those tapes... that's a fucked-up thing to do! No one deserves that.


Hannah Baker (from the tape): It seems like nothing. Until the hurricane hits. Because when you put my name on that list, you put a target on my... well, it wasn't just my ass. You made it open season on Hannah Baker.


Clay Jensen: Maybe you need some chamomile tea.

Alex Standall: 'Cause people are listening? Well, it's too bad no one paid attention before.


Alex Standall (to Clay): You want to think whatever you did couldn't be why Hannah killed herself. But the truth is that I did, I killed Hannah Baker! And Justin killed Hannah Baker. And Jessica. And you. We all killed Hannah Baker.


Alex Standall: What, they think these are gonna save someone's life? "Suicide's not an option"? Yeah, you know what? Clearly it is an option, you know? Why don't they put up a poster that says "Don't be a fuckin' dick"? Why don't we put up that poster?

Clay Jensen: Yeah, that would be cool with me. I try not to be a dick.

Alex Standall: Yeah, we all try.


Hannah Baker (from the tape): Maybe you think I'm being silly. I'm some stupid girl who gets all worked up over a little thing. But little things matter.


Tony Padilla: Clay, you're the slowest yet. What is taking you so long?

Clay Jensen: It's hard. To listen.


Hannah Baker: Do you think I could ever be as pretty as Jessica Davis? (awkward silence) Great. Thanks. Got it.

Clay Jensen: No, I-I just... I mean, yeah, Jessica's pretty and all, but you're special.

Hannah Baker: Special. Like retarded.

Clay Jensen: Did I say retarded? I didn't say retarded, and I don't think we're supposed to use that word anymore.

Hannah Baker: Regardless... I saw you try to be kind... and, you know, fail.


Jessica Davis: Hot chocolate is the cure for all things shitty in life.

Hannah Baker: I got shit that needs curing, too.


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