Ross Geller: I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well.
Monica Geller: Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman at sobbing 3:00 A.M., “I’ll never have grandchildren, I’ll never have grandchildren.” was what? A wrong number?
Daenerys Targaryen: You will be my Khalasar. I see the faces of slaves. I free you. Take off your collars. Go if you wish, no one will stop you. But if you stay, it will be as brothers and sisters, as husbands and wives. I am Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen of the blood of Old Valyria. I am the Dragon's daughter. And I swear to you that those who would harm you will die screaming.
Jorah Mormont (to Daenerys): Don't ask me to stand aside as you climb on that pyre. I won't watch you burn.
Jeor Mormont (to Jon): When dead men and worse come hunting for us in the night, do you think it matters who sits on the Iron Throne?
Petyr Baelish: When they castrated you, did they take the pillar with the stones? I've always wondered.
Varys: Have you? Do you spend a lot of time wondering what's between my legs?
Varys: When you imagine yourself up there, how do you look? Does the crown fit? Do all the lords and ladies simper and bow, the ones who sneered at you for years?
Petyr Baelish: It's hard for them to simper and bow without heads.
Varys: A man with great ambition and no morals... I wouldn't bet against you.
Daenerys Targaryen (to Drogo): When the sun rises in the west and sets in the east... Then you shall return to me, my sun and stars.
Greatjon Umber: Why shouldn't we rule ourselves again? It was the Dragons we bowed to and now the Dragons are dead! There sits the only King (Robb) I mean to bend my knee to... the King in the North!
Robb Stark: I will kill them all.
Catelyn Stark: My boy. They have your sisters. We have to get the girls back. And then we will kill them all.
Robb Stark (to his men): One victory does not make us conquerors. Did we free my father? Did we rescue my sisters from the Queen? Did we free the North from those who want us on our knees? This war is far from over.
Tyrion Lannister: If I die, weep for me.
Shae: You'll be dead. How will you know?
Tyrion Lannister: I'll know.
Tyrion Lannister (about his first love/wife): First, my father had Jaime tell me the truth. The girl was a whore, you see. Jaime had arranged the whole thing, the road, the rapers... all of it. He thought it was time I had a woman. After my brother confessed, my father brought in my wife and gave her to his guards. He paid her well... a silver for each man. How many whores command that kind of price? He brought me into the barracks and made me watch. By the end, she had so much silver that the coins were slipping through her fingers and rolling onto the floor.
Tyrion Lannister: Last night a Moon brother stabbed a Stone Crow over a sausage. Three Stone Crows seized the Moon brother and opened his throat. Bronn managed to keep Shagga from chopping off the dead man's cock, which was fortunate, but even still Ulf is demanding blood money, which Shagga and Gunthor refuse to pay.
Tywin Lannister: When soldiers lack discipline, the fault lies with their commander.
Tyrion Lannister: Surely there are ways to have me killed that would be less detrimental to the war effort.