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Chandler Bing: So I have a flaw. (his flaw = smoking) Big deal. Like Joey’s constant knuckle-cracking isn’t annoying? And Ross, with his over-pronouncing every single word. And Monica, with that snort when she laughs. I mean, what the hell is that thing? I accept all those flaws. Why can’t you accept me for this?

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Ross Geller: A thumb? (in her soda can)

All five: Ew.

Phoebe Buffay: I know, I know. I opened it up and there it was… just floating in there, like this tiny little hitchhiker.

Chandler Bing: Maybe it’s a contest, you know’? Like “Collect all five.”

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Phoebe Buffay: Hey, Lizzy.

Lizzy (homeless woman): Hey, Weird Girl.

Phoebe Buffay: I brought you alphabet soup.

Lizzy: Did you pick out the vowels?

Phoebe Buffay: Yes, but I left in the Y’s. Because, you know, “Sometimes Y.”

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Phoebe Buffay: “Dear Ms. Buffay: Thank you for calling attention to our error. We have credited your account $500. We’re sorry for the inconvenience… and hope you’ll accept this football phone… as our free gift.” Do you believe this? Now I have $1000 and a football phone.

Rachel Green: What bank is this?

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Phoebe Buffay: There’s 500 extra dollars in my account!

Chandler Bing: Oh, Satan’s minions at work again.

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Joey Tribbiani: Great story! But, I uh, I gotta go, I got a date with Andrea–Angela–Andrea… Oh man…

Chandler Bing: Angela’s the screamer, Andrea has cats.

Joey Tribbiani: Right. Thanks. It’s June. I’m outta here.

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Joey Tribbiani: She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV- what did you get?

Ross Geller: You guys.

Chandler Bing: Oh, God.

Joey Tribbiani: You got screwed.

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Ross Geller:  I’m supposed to attach a brackety thing to the side things, using a bunch of these little worm guys. I have no brackety thing, I see no whim guys whatsoever and- I cannot feel my legs.

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Rachel Green (on the phone with her Dad): Well, maybe I don’t need your money. Wait!! Wait, I said maybe!!

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Rachel Green: I just didn’t know where to go, and I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart, but you’re the only person I knew who lived here in the city.

Monica Geller: Who wasn’t invited to the wedding.

Rachel Green: Ooh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn’t be an issue…

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Monica Geller (to Rachel): So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?

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