Rachel Green (on the phone with her Dad): All of my life, everyone has always told me, ‘You’re a shoe! You’re a shoe, you’re a shoe, you’re a shoe!’. And today I just stopped and I said, ‘What if I don’t wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a- a purse, y’know? Or a- or a hat! No, I’m not saying I want you to buy me a hat, I’m saying I am a ha- It’s a metaphor, Daddy!

From Friends – Season 1 Episode 1: ‘The One Where Monica Gets a Roommate’ (1×01)
Otherwise known as the ‘Pilot’ episode and ‘The One Where It All Started’.