Deputy Standall (to Alex): Look, Alex, I know fighting isn't your thing, and you should avoid fighting when you can, but sometimes you can't. Okay? You showed real strength of character. You always do. We don't agree on everything, but we can agree on that. Proud of you, pal.
Clay Jensen: Well, the Founding Fathers did grow and use hemp... but it wasn't weed, exactly.
Jeff Atkins: Those are different?
Clay Jensen: Yeah. Yeah, so James Madison probably wasn't a mad stoner, or, uh, at least not from the hemp.
Jeff Atkins: Well? Complete sentences, right?
Clay Jensen: Yeah, totally.
Jeff Atkins: I even used a semicolon.
Clay Jensen: I saw that. Mad props.
Camille Belcourt: You see... it's just my blood running through your veins. It can have some curious effects. But I assure you, they're all harmless. In time, they'll fade and you'll return to normal.
Simon Lewis: Thank God. Um... But I'm okay? I'm still human?
Camille Belcourt: Well, of course you are. Or at least you would've been.
Jace Wayland: You know what? I'm gonna bring Alec with me next time. I don't think he's ever slapped me in the face.
Clary Fray: I'm sorry, I panicked.
Isabelle Lightwood: Slept at Magnus' place?
Alec Lightwood: Didn't do much sleeping. I was helping treat Luke's wounds. That's all.
Isabelle Lightwood: Really?
Alec Lightwood: What?
Isabelle Lightwood: Nothing. I believe you.
Alec Lightwood: Okay, Magnus made cocktails. I'm telling you, nothing else happened.
Simon Lewis: I... I forgot to turn the oven off at my mom's.
Maureen Brown: Simon, you don't even cook.
Simon Lewis: Right, which is exactly why I probably left it on.
Maureen Brown: You were amazing.
Simon Lewis: Like, Fifty Shades of amazing?
Maureen Brown: Like, Pon farr amazing.
Simon Lewis: I love it when you speak Vulcan.