Enjoy the best quotes / moments from The Big Bang Theory’s episode ‘The Romance Recalibration’.
‘The Romance Recalibration’ is the 13th episode of season ten. (s10e13)

 

In case you don’t remember what was this episode about or you’re not sure you’ve seen it, here is summary.

Plot summary

When Penny feels that Leonard is taking her for granted, she decides to go on a spa weekend with Amy. Also, Wolowitz and Koothrappali try to fix a squeaky floorboard in the baby’s room. (GamersSphere)

Top 16 The Big Bang Theory Quotes from 10×13

Ordered chronologically as they appear in the episode.

  1. Leonard Hofstadter: I-I could explain the thermodynamics of why the cheese seems hotter than the crust, but instead, I’m gonna keep it to myself.
    Penny Hofstadter: Oh. You always know what not to say.
  2. Leonard Hofstadter (to Penny): Damn. I burped so hard, I died in my game.
  3. 16 Best The Big Bang Theory Quotes from 'The Romance Recalibration' (10x13) - Leonard Hofstadter: Oh, so, hang out with me and we'll have boys' night. Sheldon Cooper: At our age, why don't we call it man's night? Leonard Hofstadter: Because we just spent our allowance on comic books.
    Leonard Hofstadter:
    Oh, so, hang out with me and we’ll have boys’ night.
    Sheldon Cooper: At our age, why don’t we call it man’s night?
    Leonard Hofstadter: Because we just spent our allowance on comic books.
  4. Amy Farrah Fowler: He’s like my boyfriend in college, except he’s real, so people can see him.
    Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: I’ve been seeing him for years, I’m still not convinced he’s real.
  5. 16 Best The Big Bang Theory Quotes from 'The Romance Recalibration' (10x13) - Rajesh Koothrappali (to Howard): I heard you on the baby monitor. Didn't think you could turn the theme from Walking Dead into a lullaby.
    Rajesh Koothrappali (to Howard):
    I heard you on the baby monitor. Didn’t think you could turn the theme from Walking Dead into a lullaby.
  6. Sheldon Cooper: If you do that, I’ll win in eight moves. I’ll win in five moves. I’ll win in one move.
    (Leonard moves the figure anyway)
    Leonard Hofstadter: Oh, no. Good game.
  7. Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: What if you got a giant slingshot and flung yourself into the wall?
    Howard Wolowitz: Is that supposed to be funny?
    Rajesh Koothrappali: Hold on. (pictures it) Yeah, that’s funny.
  8. Sheldon Cooper: And if they have any of those tiny bottles of shampoo?
    Amy Farrah Fowler: I will bring them home so you can show me how Godzilla takes a shower.
  9. Amy Farrah Fowler: I’ll miss you.
    Sheldon Cooper: Yeah, I’ll miss you, too.
    Amy Farrah Fowler: I’ll miss you more.
    Sheldon Cooper: Well, if X equals the amount that you’ll miss me, then I’ll miss you X plus one.
    Amy Farrah Fowler: If you miss me X plus one, I’ll miss you open paren X plus one, close paren to the second…
    (Penny drags her away)
    Leonard Hofstadter: Thank you.
  10. Sheldon Cooper (to Leonard): You want to play Jenga? Or, uh, Ticket to Ride? Hearthstone? I– what would you be the happiest losing at?
  11. Rajesh Koothrappali: It looks like a map from Dungeons & Dragons.
    Howard Wolowitz: Mm. Except the creature in the crib is a level-nine poop monster.
  12. Rajesh Koothrappali: It’s nice to think that you grew up in this room and now your daughter’s going to as well.
    Howard Wolowitz: Mm. I hope she has the same amount of sex in it I did. None.
  13. Leonard Hofstadter (to Sheldon): I would pull this car over and kick you out, but… if Penny dumps me, you’re all I got.
  14. Sheldon Cooper: Later we’ll check out the minibar. I’ll show you how Godzilla gets drunk.
  15. 16 Best The Big Bang Theory Quotes from 'The Romance Recalibration' (10x13) - Sheldon Cooper: I get to write a contract? I say, let's get this party of the first part started! (Amy laughs) Penny Hofstadter: Do you really think that's funny? Amy Farrah Fowler: It's in our agreement. I have to laugh.
    Sheldon Cooper:
    I get to write a contract? I say, let’s get this party of the first part started!
    (Amy laughs)
    Penny Hofstadter: Do you really think that’s funny?
    Amy Farrah Fowler: It’s in our agreement. I have to laugh.
  16. Amy Farrah Fowler: Aw. I remember signing our first Relationship Agreement.
    Sheldon Cooper: Mm. You seem to be forgetting the “no nostalgia” clause.
    Amy Farrah Fowler: Right, right. Got it.

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