Enjoy the best quotes / moments from The Big Bang Theory’s episode ‘The Holiday Summation’.
‘The Holiday Summation’ is the 12th episode of season ten. (s10e12)

 

In case you don’t remember what was this episode about or you’re not sure you’ve seen it, here is summary.

Plot summary

The gang talks about what they did over the holidays. Sheldon and Amy go to visit Sheldon’s mom, who is thrilled that they are living together, which confuses Sheldon. Leonard and Penny go through a hard time getting their Christmas tree and Howard and Bernadette have a hard time getting their baby to stop crying. (tv.com)

Top 15 The Big Bang Theory Quotes from 10×12

Ordered chronologically as they appear in the episode.

  1. 15 Best The Big Bang Theory Quotes from 'The Holiday Summation' (10x12) - Sheldon Cooper (to Amy about his mother): I am her precious little boy. And you did take my flower. Penny Hofstadter (to Leonard): Do boys have flowers? Leonard Hofstadter: Who knows what he has down there.
    Sheldon Cooper (to Amy about his mother):
    I am her precious little boy. And you did take my flower.
    Penny Hofstadter (to Leonard): Do boys have flowers?
    Leonard Hofstadter: Who knows what he has down there.
  2. Sheldon Cooper (to his mother): Where’s the judgment? W-Where’s the fire and brimstone? Where’s the part where you tell us we’re going to Hell and I say have you seen the size of the bugs outside? We’re already there!
  3. Mary Cooper: By your third birthday, you had memorized over a thousand different kinds of trains, and I never imagined a woman getting aboard any of them.
    Sheldon Cooper: What, so… You thought I was going to be alone for the rest of my life?
    Mary Cooper: No! Just for the middle part. ‘Cause at the end I assumed there’d be nurses.
  4. Sheldon Cooper (to Amy): I’m the child she was worried about? I have a brother and sister whose combined intellectual wattage couldn’t power a potato clock, if I spotted them the potato.
  5. Sheldon Cooper: Can you believe my mother thinks we’re both strange?
    Leonard Hofstadter: Absolutely not!
    Penny Hofstadter (to Leonard): That’s… too loud.
    Leonard Hofstadter: Absolutely not.
  6. Amy Farrah Fowler (about Sheldon’s mother): She was gonna find out eventually.
    Sheldon Cooper: Disagree. We’ve known about evolution since 1859. She still believes in Noah and his amazing zoo boat.
  7. Sheldon Cooper: So my mother thought I was incapable of finding a mate, and my mate thinks I’m incapable of running my own life.
    Amy Farrah Fowler: Not your whole life! I mean, science. You got that. Organizing your sock drawer, you’re the king. But understanding how other people are feeling, that’s a weak spot for you.
  8. Sheldon Cooper: How would you feel if I contacted your mother behind your back?
    Amy Farrah Fowler: Delighted that you showed any interest in my family at all?
    Sheldon Cooper: “Delighted”? What… Not if I guessed for a hundred years.
  9. Sheldon Cooper: I was acting odd intentionally.
    Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: Really? So you can control it?
  10. 15 Best The Big Bang Theory Quotes from 'The Holiday Summation' (10x12) - Penny Hofstadter: So tell me, how did Sheldon look with an earring? Amy Farrah Fowler: Like the pirate who helps the other pirates connect to the Internet.
    Penny Hofstadter:
    So tell me, how did Sheldon look with an earring?
    Amy Farrah Fowler: Like the pirate who helps the other pirates connect to the Internet.
  11. Leonard Hofstadter: You know how easily I blister.
    Penny Hofstadter: Yes, yes, you bruise, you peel. It’s like I’m married to an old piece of fruit.
  12. Sheldon Cooper: So Bernadette, if I express interest in your baby will you promise not to make me touch it?
  13. Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz (about her baby): How can she hate me? I make her food in my chest! It’s like hating a frozen yogurt machine.
  14. Penny Hofstadter: I can’t believe you fit in the crib.
    Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: I could take a bath in the sink. I don’t, but I can.
  15. 15 Best The Big Bang Theory Quotes from 'The Holiday Summation' (10x12) - Sheldon Cooper: A small human wreaks havoc on his wife's genitals and he gets time off. Howard Wolowitz: With pay, sucka! (returns) Forgot the baby, still new to this.
    Sheldon Cooper:
    A small human wreaks havoc on his wife’s genitals and he gets time off.
    Howard Wolowitz: With pay, sucka! (returns) Forgot the baby, still new to this.

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