12 Best The Big Bang Theory Quotes from 'The Fetal Kick Catalyst' (10x06)

Enjoy the best quotes from The Big Bang Theory, episode ‘The Fetal Kick Catalyst’.
‘The Fetal Kick Catalyst’ is the 6th episode of season ten. (s10e06)

In case you don’t remember what was this episode about, here is summary.

Plot summary

Feeling his fetal offspring kick sends Howard on a baby-items buying binge with Raj; Sheldon and Amy host a brunch in their new digs; and Penny, by virtue of her performance in Serial Ape-ist, is invited to a sci-fi convention. (tv.com)

Top 12 The Big Bang Theory Quotes from 10×06

Ordered chronologically as they appear in the episode.

Leonard Hofstadter: Wow! An appearance by George Lucas… ‘s dermatologist.
Amy Farrah Fowler: I’m sorry I mentioned it.
Sheldon Cooper: Oh, don’t be. You get your hopes up, I knock them down. That’s called teamwork.
Sheldon Cooper: You know, like how I practiced for that Halloween haunted house by going into the bathroom at the bus station.
Amy Farrah Fowler: You never went into that haunted house.
Sheldon Cooper: You never saw what jumped out at me at the bus station.
Amy Farrah Fowler: This is a fun surprise.
Sheldon Cooper: Oh. Well, the real surprise is how surprised you are that I’m great at surprises.
Amy Farrah Fowler: Well, that’s not a surprise at all. I mean, if I knew you were good at surprises, I would have expected the surprise, and therefore not have been surprised. But as it is, I didn’t know, and therefore my surprise should be unsurprising.
Sheldon Cooper: Don’t get me all randy. Guests are on the way.
Howard Wolowitz: The guy at the dealership said they’re not just for moms anymore.
Rajesh Koothrappali: Then again, he did think you were my husband.
Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: They thought it at the ultrasound. Why not at the car dealership?
Daniel (Penny’s fan): I love your movie.
Penny Hofstadter: Well, thanks.
Daniel (Penny’s fan): It has got to be one of the worst things I’ve ever seen in my life.
Penny Hofstadter: Your love confuses me.
Leonard Hofstadter: Should’ve punched that guy.
Penny Hofstadter: Well, go ahead. He’s right over there.
Leonard Hofstadter: Why do you do that? Can’t you let me have my moment?
Howard Wolowitz: Imagine this: you’ve got the baby in one hand, groceries in the other, and you’re thinking, “How am I gonna open this trunk?”
Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: I’m probably thinking, “Where’s my husband, and why isn’t he helping me?”
Stuart: So, I’m like a lab rat before your real friends come over?
Sheldon Cooper (to Stuart): Oh. You see, your words sound reasonable, but your face looks angry. (to Amy:) Help me out here. This is not where I shine.
Amy Farrah Fowler: Stuart, you know you’re one of our favorite people.
Sheldon Cooper: Okay, now, see, you look sincere, but your words are completely false.
Rajesh Koothrappali: H-Howard, Howard, look at the DVD screen. I put on Batman: The Animated Series. Your favorite!
Howard Wolowitz: I’m in too much pain to watch cartoo… Oh! This is a good one.
Rajesh Koothrappali: I’ve been babysitting him way longer than you have.
Penny’s fan: Hang on. Is she just with you because you’re rich?
Leonard Hofstadter: She makes more money than I do!
Penny’s fans: What?! Who are you?!
Stuart: I also love how you never use swear words.
Sheldon Cooper: You know, it turns out, you can hurt people just as well without ’em.